Who is the real Y-T1me??

So, we are coming up on a year of doing this blog and boy have we grown; well, I have grown. the rest of you have stayed short.
For those of you who don't know me (what? Were you raised under a rock or something? Who doesn't know me?) I am a seven foot, male model, NBA/NFL/MLB playing demi-god named Yonah.
In my limited free time I enjoy catching sky whales and wrapping them in bacon mid-flight, before cooking them with my heat vision, I proceed to eat this meal without a fork, because men don't use forks.

Now if you've been following my blog up until this point, you'll know a teenager who thinks he is funny has stolen my domain and posted meaningless jumbles of words, even going so far as to post his own Y-T1ME intro.
That will be allowed no longer! Now that I have returned from slaying the man on the moon this blog will henceforth be in my worthy hands.

Furthermore, I have killed the foolish young man who thought he could steal my name...

Does that not take away all doubt? Look that this man, I thought he was dead while he was living!
Fear not viewers, he shall not hurt you anymore!
Let it be known that the true king of blogging has arrived, and he expects what he deserves, if this blog gets to a thousand views I shall return... If not I will MURDER your unworthy families!

THAT IS ALL... Y-T1ME