First world horror stories:The...DAB!

Today, detective Yonah will interview an actual victim of the deadly arm motion spreading through the nation, a move that has made zombies of us all, this is the true (ish) story of a woman who resisted the urge to dab.

Y:Take a seat?

W:Thank you, I will.

Y:Would you care to explain the situation to me?

W:Well... I was walking down main street after dark, I thought I was safe! suddenly I heard some music start up.

Y:What kind of music?

W:Techno, modern pop

Y:I see... I think I can predict what happens next but go on. 

W:Well I saw a group of... of..

Y:I know it's painful but for the sake of others... please go on.

W:A group of...TEENS!

Y:Dear me, how awful.

W:Yes, yes it was! there were three

Y: A herd... I see

W:And one of them began to move his legs like a seizure victim, he started mumbling along to the music, I knew what was coming but the pull of the move was too strong, I couldn't look away.

He...He dabbed right there in front of me.

Y:You poor girl

W:His friends began to dab as well, but i managed to pepper spray my eyes so that I couldn't see, I then dropped to the ground and waited it out.

Y:And that is exactly what you should have done madam, good job, join us next time on First world horror stories for... TYPOS