Yonah's brain has recently been doing some thinking... which is never a good thing... What's that? Oh yeah, I'm sorry, I briefly went off script... anyway it's decided it has some ideas that it'd like to share. I was created with the sole purpose of introduce this amazing being whose ideas are far to complex for your understanding, try to keep up.
Hello puny humans, my name is the Brian, but my name is often mispronounced as brain since that is what I am.
I've come here to introduce you to some simple things that may vastly improve your life.
The first thing is sharing this blog with your friends... Now I know you may be groaning right now, you expected some something funny or witty right? But I believe I've just proven that this blog CAN indeed be serious at times... At least when it comes to self promotion.
Not to worry, the second thing which I'll now introduce you to, will probably be much more to your liking. It's a game! That's right! It's called "money tag" and I made myself.
The rules are simple, place that annoying green paper your'e always carrying into an unmarked white envelope and give it to the author of this blog... He'll continue the game, probably tagging the local Chik-Fil-A employee, who will be so pleased to be included that they'll give him a free milkshake! Isn't that great?
Lastly, you should really consider adopting poor, helpless brains named Brian; but make sure you have the right living space for your new brain, they require 5 star food as well as daily workouts on the newest video game systems... Interested? To pick up your new Bria... Hey! Hey! I'm not done!!!!
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