The internet throws down "how it be"...

Yonah: I spoke to myself and I said.
"It would seem all my readers are dead."
For there's no other reason I know,
that would stop the readership's grow.

This morning I happened to say,
"Why do I not get a million a day?"
For I know that the world is SUCH an accepting place,
and that no one would dare say bad things to my face.

What say ye to this?  internet friend...
Is what I say true? Or does it depend?
Speak now, and throw down how it be.
How will the internet brothers treat me?

Internet....

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