But if you do, by chance or luck or mythicality, find this in some tucked away corner of the internet, I'd like to say thank you.
You have made me laugh at your pure stupidity and weirdness many times.
You have made me deeply think about things that really shouldn't matter to me.
You have made my parents want to murder me because I've played your songs on repeat.
And I've loved every second of it.
I received the signed edition of your book on my birthday, and I showed it off eagerly to everyone I saw, gaining some very strange looks from strangers... What's their problem right?
I have proudly worn your mythicality shirt, searching in vain for a fellow fan (why are we so hard to find! We number in the millions!)
And I have spent quite a few day-dreams imagining myself on your show. One day I will invade your studio, blowing through the wall as you say your legendary "Good mythical morning---!"
Riding upon the back of an 18 wheeler truck, screaming "I am probably not your biggest fan but I come pretty close!"
And I will be able to look upon your confused faces before I get thrown in prison.
Sincerely - Yonah Edens
ps. If you do read this, it'd be a nice thing to know about, so leave a message for me in the comments of something.
For my readers, If you are not a mythical beast, and you are very confused; perhaps even believing I have lost what little brains I started with, here is some sources.
GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING: https://www.youtube.com/user/rhettandlink2
Rhett and Link: https://www.youtube.com/user/RhettandLink
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