Friday, March 16, 2018

How I shine... Literally?

Prompt: Were you born to shine is one special way?

One special way? Blasphemy! I shine in so many ways that stainless steel is jealous.
Metaphorically, I "shine" at writing, that is to say I have a natural talent for writing stories which are interesting and funny... To me. The rest of you probably stumbled across my blog whilst looking for a lost email, newsflash, I stole that email.

But on top of shining metaphorically, I also shine literally, some days my friends use my skin as a mirror to fix their hair. I require complete darkness when sleeping or my body reflects every drop of light. Don't let this secret out, but I've been visited by many cleaning brands for inspiration.

I'm such a humble guy that I won't go on any longer, but if you're looking into the sky and suddenly a blinding light forces you to blink, that's probably me doing my day job... Polishing clouds with my body as a washrag.

Peace! -

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