Whatsup bros... It's Dabomb (This blog will be told through a rap... BRACE YOURSELVES!)

Ok, something a little different today guys.
In this blog I am going to do a fictional interview of myself, the interviewer will ask a question and "Dabomb will answer through rap.

I. Hello... Uh, Dabomb, It's nice to meet you.

D.It's nice to meet you too, I'm glad I found time for this interview.

I. Ok let's get to it.

D. Let me guess you want to know about me and how I do it?

I. Um it?

D. Yeah rap... You're telling me this isn't a trap?

I. A... Trap?

D. Yeah, a trap! You telling me you're not trying to copy my rap?

I. Why would I do that?

D. It's a fact, millions of people try to take after me, but I got the flow to make them all flee.

I. Um, I suppose that's key.

D. It is, just don't mess with the D.

I. The D?

D. Yeah man, you don't see that tiny little D on the screen? Look bro, you're an I.

I. Uh-huh.

I. Anyway, let's get back to the talk, why did you choose rap Mr.Bomb?

D. Two words... Gold chains, they clink around in my brain.

I. In your brain?

D. Nah, I was saying that to make it rhyme, but for real tho? Rappers make a pretty dime.

I. I think you mean a pretty penny.

D. ...

I. So you like the cash, what brought you to the top may I ask?


D. It IS a trap!

I. No Mr.Bomb...

D.You better stop this interview cuz the bombs about to drop!

I. Mr.Bomb, please calm down.

D. You want to diffuse Dabomb huh? Then go get the water!

I. Mr.Bomb that didn't even make sense.

D. I know... I just want some water, you got some for real tho?

I. I can see this is going to take a while, anything you want to share with all the new rappers out there?

D. Don't eat Raman for breakfast, It's like a crime or something.

I.You stopped rapping Mr.Bomb.

D. No I didn't, I was just taking a break, I'm not the other rappers, all fake.

I.Good to know, about what do you flow.

D. Most times I rap that good message to the kids, always lick the top when you open PB lids.

I. What..?

D. Yeah, it's super wasteful when you just take the lid off, theres a lot of extra penut butter stuck on the bottom of the top of the can.

I. Riiight...

D.We done here bro, 'cuz I got to go.

I.One last thing, what do you think of the Y-trend thing.

D.I think it'll work, everybody should put a big "Y" on there shirts.

I.Okay thanks for your time.

D.No prob, just another way to spread my rhyme.


I know this was stupid but I just had to do it, and if you were wondering, Dabomb was the name I used back when I was doing garage battles with my friends... You won't here a rap from me though, I'm not being trapped. Y-time.