The most stupid yet successful games... Ever (and one good game *spoilers)

Sometimes it surprises me what people consider entertainment these days, some of the games I play are dumb, but a game where the whole point is to get the bird through the pipes..? Nah.

In this blog I'll go through a few of the dumbest games I've ever heard of and let you decide wether they're worth the word fun.

Flappy Birds

  

There are several reasons this game is dumb, but first let me ask... WHO DESTROYS THEIR PHONE OVER A GAME!!! Just delete the game, it's that simple.

The first reason I don't like this game is I couldn't get past 17 pipes, and I played the game over and over and over and over... If Flappy Birds was secretly a government plan to zombify us, it worked.

So many people destroyed their phones over this game that it was banned from the app store, which didn't do anything since "Wappy" Birds, "Pipy" Birds and so many other games were there to take its place. Luckily, Flappy Birds fell out of style before it caused the end of the world.

Dumb Ways to Die

Let me just say, I have never played any of the games, I have never heard the songs, and I never plan to. The very title describes the game: you die. In other games, the goal is to live, that's because living is better than death, but in Dumb Ways to Die, the whole point is... Well, to die.

Other than everything, the stupid part of THIS game, is that people actually play it; they make death into a joke and a game, horrible deaths like train accidents and burning to death.

Also who decides to make a song out of this? WHO? 

Ok, I looked it up and it says that Dumb Ways to Die is supposed to be a warning to people who don't take warnings well, and has reduced accidents by 30%. But the people I know who play this game don't take it as a warning, they take it as a challenge, like "Pshh, I could die dumber than that."

Anyways, I suppose it does have "dumb" in the name so *shrugs*.

Temple Run/Subway Surfers 

Ok first let me say, Subway Surfers is just a ghetto version of Temple Run.

You are helping a criminal escape the law, and if you didn't know, the Temple Run guy is also a criminal. The surfer was caught spray-painting a train, and temple runner stole an idol.

The whole point of either game is to avoid obstacles and the cop/giant monkey, but the stupid part is you can never escape! No matter how far you go you will always get caught.

Although I must admit to playing both games and getting pretty high scores... #Sheep!

Plus the physics of both games are crazy bad: how come they never tire? How come they don't get friction burns when they're sliding on stones and train tracks?

This game is stupid fun...

Since I've given you so many bad games I have to give a good one, this game was released pretty recently and I'm hooked! 

Love You to Bits

This game isn't for you if you don't like puzzles or if you like a bunch of hints; there are no hints and this game is hard. But if you do like puzzles I HIGHLY recommend this game.

The cool thing about this game is it includes so many other games. There's one level that has a giant monkey and an idol, just like Temple Run; there's another level where you're in an arcade, and you "go into" a VR game within the game. How? Your guy puts on a mask, and it puts you in a game-within-the-game, with different graphics.

I won't spoil the storyline but I can't wait for more levels to come out!

Anyways, how to end this blog? I'm awesome- Y-time