Friday, February 3, 2017

Yonez... A history and a legend (part 3)

Last time we visited Yonez it was a mess, raging warlords fought over the land and 90% of people were poor.
They needed a hero, they needed someone smart enough to rule a planet and good-looking enough for everybody to not die looking at him, they needed Yonah (Me, duh)

Born in the city of N.Lee (Northern Lee is the only city in Yonez called Lee and is actually on the East side of the planet, the Yonezians just liked the name...) Yonah was raised (I'm not sure by who since my 10 year old brain said that my mom was on "Melissaez and my Pop was on "Jeffez") anyway, Yonah was raised to hate the cruel lords of the planet.
Yonah was (IS! NOT WAS!) a powerful young lad, with a voice that could gather an army under him.
He set out with a small army from N.Lee and by the time he reached the first warlord his army had doubled.

of course my brain made a complex battle where I got wounded (only to be saved on the brink of death) but those details are only important to people who love hearing about me screaming in pain while lying in the mud... Which would only be my brothers and maybe an uncle or two; and maybe my mom... And my pop, you get the message.



So long story short I took over the planet but planet X was still rising against me.
Next time we'll talk about my number 1 enemy... I forget his name so we'll call him Bob.


(NO PICTURES TODAY! I  couldn't find a crown...)

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