Thursday, January 26, 2017

10 Things I hate!

Ok, I did a blog about the things I love but what about the things I hate?
This blog is just that, so haters... Start hating!!!



1. How do you do this... HOW? I would understand if it was just bad food like Mashed potatoes and mac&cheese but I see a watermelon!



2.Most of you won't agree with me on this one...  Eating mac&cheese and mashed potatoes is like having raw fish slide down your throat... Which is funny since I love sushi.


3. Storyline "get out free" cards, let me explain, any sentence that pops up often in books just because they've written themselves into corners... Which is why 90% of magic in books is ruined for me...REALLY? HE "FOUND" OUT HE HAS SPECIAL POWERS AS SOON AS HE NEEDS THEM?! 


In Monopoly I also hate this card... Unless it's me that has it.

4. Math... I'm a teen so you knew it'd be on here; funny thing is I used to love math... But that was before algebra.





5. Batman/Goku lovers... Your superheroes are too powerful, it's all about the Flash.

Oh, and for all you fans who are like "Batman doesn't even have powers."
He only "doesn't have powers until it's convenient... THE MAN CAN BENCH A THOUSAND POUNDS EASY!

6.The sound of teeth-brushing... Some days it sounds like, SHEE SHEE and some days it sounds like, CHEE CHEE... I hate that sound either way, and to my brothers reading this... THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T BRUSH MY TEETH!!!


7. BZZZBUTHCHSYDDJAGDS... Was that an accurate depiction of Dubstep you all? I love EDM, but not Dubstep...


8.Forgetting a dream, sometimes I'll be in the middle of a really cool dream recap and then I'll just stop. And everyone would be like "What next?" If they cared... Which they don't.
And I'd be like "No idea..."


Yeah... There were no good "forgotten dream pictures".

9.People laughing when I ask what a certain abbreviation means... Although sometimes it's understandable.

ME: "What's LOL?"

THEM: "HAHAHAHAHA."

ME: "I hate you..."




10.People assuming that the smaller of two peoples is worse at stuff, maybe I hate this because I'm a good person, but it's probably just because I'm small.

I feel like when I grow taller a hoard of short people will kill me for this blog...
"You say that YOUR short? I'm 4 feet even! DIE!"





3 comments:

  1. Great things to hate. There are a lot of sounds tht bother me, but I'd never considered tooth brushing. It'll probably irritate me now that it has been pointed out to me. What gets me more than anything is when a knife or fork squeaks on a plate. Nonono no nono. No.

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  2. Yonah, you are so funny and insightful. I adore this blog topic and it makes me want to contemplate the 10 things I most hate/love.

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