Does that mean anything to you? Of course not, because it doesn't exist.
In the last Yonezian blog, I mentioned that Yonez started work on technology, what I didn't mention is that when Yonez decides as a whole to do something (they rarely agree) they do it VERY well.... Maybe we as humans should learn from that (I work with you, you work with me! We upgrade technology (sung like that stupid children's song))
At any rate, the planets tech became so great that they could regularly travel space (I decided Yonez would have super tech to out-do my brother who had come up with the magic heavy Frank'ez, this left my little brother Paddy in the dirt with his planet named, what else? Padez!) Yonez discovered that they had three planets in their tiny solar system, or more accurately, two planets and Yonez's moon.
THIS IS HOW IT WAS SUPPOSE TO LOOK
Each of these planets would soon be marked with a reputation, good, bad and bland.
Yonez remained Yonez and gained (of course) the good reputation as a Utopia (or rather, Yotopia) a place filled with beautiful futuristic cities, and kind, rich people. (In reality, Yonez was kind of ghetto, and very over populated). The moon was deemed planet X, after the notorious enemies of Yonez, where all the worst prisoners were thrown. There was a jail, of course, but after a while the guards realized that holding the planet's worst criminals in one building wasn't very safe, so they left and the prison was over-run with geniuses. Fortunately, the prisoners couldn't stand each other and so nobody left. Why? Because every time they tried to leave, the others would blow them up.
So it was basically Yonez with the paint stripped away.
And then there was the other planet, I had a name for it... But I forgot, so let's call it Food (Do you really need to ask what Food is for?) because Yonez was so overpopulated, and tech was so common that the food was practically all digitally made, the upper class and most important Yonezians started to complain that they no longer had anything special. Solution: Plant food.
Groups of people were paid to go to a distant and uninhabited planet with the sole purpose of growing real food for rich people who couldn't be bothered to do it themselves. The rich people's interest depleted however, when they learned that the food wouldn't be insta-ready like the digi-food they were used to. They offered to take the colonists back home but their offer was refused... For some reason.
SO THIS IS HOW IT REALLY LOOKS
Next time... Our hero tries to make things better (Guess who)
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