Fast and Furious (not the movie, spoilers)

If you are religious, you probably have a fast, and therefore know that fasts aren't fast... At all.

And you also know that this title totally makes sense 'cuz when the fast comes... You're furious.

Maybe you pretend to be happy like, "Oh, I'm glad for any opportunity to be humbled." But that's before reality sets in. If you aren't religious, let me explain... A fast is a period of time (a very long period) where you can't eat certain things... And by certain things, I mean all things enjoyable. 

Never fear! In 40 or so days, the fast will be over, and you can go back to bacon-pizza, with a milkshake, but until then, when you think can't make it... Just remember my reaction to learning it was the fast.

WHAT SEEMS TO HAPPEN

ME: So, what's for dinner?

MOM: Um...

ME:Um?

MOM: Food.

(Gets out potatoes and Kale and onions and spices.)

ME: Soup?

MOM:No

ME: Stew?

MOM: No.

ME: What then..?

MOM: Um...

So yeah, that's my life during the fast... It's not so bad, but the food is un-named.

Ta-ta (I've always wanted to say that)