Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Yonez... A history and a legend. (part 1)

Yonez is literally the world with-in my head, a world I have been creating since I was very young and expanding, adding all my favorite and least favorite things to shape a "perfect" world which was led by (who else) me. As I got older I started to add a history, a culture and many other things which I will tell (ignoring your boredom) through many blog posts.
Enjoy.

Yonez's history begins long after most history's begin because Yonezian's are prideful and try not to think of things that happened before them (also because I was 8 and I really liked knights) so we start in a thriving land led by a just king (the name of which, I forget) who led the entire planet with his beautiful but unimportant queen. When the king died he made the mistake of giving the land to more then one person (His children) to rule, and they fought over the land until there was 5 tribes two of which were strongest, X (Probably spelled Exx, Ex or Ecks but X is easiest) and the land which would become Yonez. The X were a vicious people who found armour to heavy to fight in and so they fought nude with weapons called Hecklers, a combination of a bow a spear and an ax.
The Yonez was (you guessed it) a civil and advanced group who used strategy rather then brute force.
X gradually (couple hundred years) took over two of the 3 "Other guys" and Yonez-to-be took over the other 2 (a couple hundred more), X had the upper hand though, because the tribe they took ruled lots of sea and ocean land so the X could come and go with their navy at any time.
What can Yonez possibly do?!


Simple...

Yonez-to-be led their army to other guy NO#1's land and placed a small army to attack the Capitol, the X (being the idiots that they were) sent their whole army to defeat the Yonez but that's when the rest of the Yonez army attacked the OTHER side of the other guys land, following me so far?



So Yonez has all the tribes (And their like, Y fights X, X fights Y, We just beat the other guy)
and X only has the land of X left, they realize the game is up and decide to join Yonez but not before they write hundreds of books about the "former glory" of X (remember that, it will be important later).

So NOW Yonez has time to get good at something besides war and they choose tech... Which will be what my next Yonezian blog is about. Until then- Y

(UPDATE: I must clarify that Yonez is pronounced Yo-neez and NOT Yo-neh-z)








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